Iran will test a Bomb.
Some moderate will take over leadership of the Palestinian Arabs... and be assassinated by Hamas.
Dan Rather will leave CBS entirely, in part because the internal investigation of Memogate will be too embarrassing to allow his continued tenure at precisely the organ which committed these travesties.
NBC's "Must See" TV will be renamed "Must Saw" by critics and comics as its ratings continue to slide.
We find Osama bin Laden, dead.
Major liberals will start admitting that Maureen Dowd is an embarrassment.
The Red Sox will be accursed again — all will be right in the World Series world.
West Wing ends.
Despite whining about American free-speech restraints, Michael Moore, Susan Sarandan, Barbra Streisand & co. will remain free to espouse silly political ideas.
Howard Dean will not become DNC chairman.
Ahmad Chalabi will make a comeback.
John Edwards will not.
Michael Moore will put on a little weight.
